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Bull 67 on Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:27:12 AM
Dateline Norway - A mysterious giant spiral of light overwhelmed the sky over Norway on Wednesday and stunned experts. Scientists now believe astronomical spending and debt levels across the Northern Hemisphere have opened a massive black hole where trillions of taxpayer dollars and Euros are vanishing at the speed of light.
Scientist believe not only is the combined wealth of western Europe and America vanishing into the black hole, but the phenomenon is warping the time/space continuum. Dr. I.M. Acrank, from the University of East Anglia, stated, "Under the massive weight of trillions in debt, the phenomenon is now bending time. It is essentially robbing the future."
Upon sighting the object world leaders immediately called an emergency conference on global warming.